“There are two types of people in the world”, he said. “One who like cats and one who like dogs.”
“There are a third kind too”, she interrupted.
“The one that like neither.”
“Come on, there is no such person who doesn’t like either cats or dogs.”
“Well, meet me”, she grinned. “I am neither a dog person nor a cat one.”
“What! You must be kidding me!”
“I get that a lot”, she looked at him with teasing eyes. This was fun for her.
“Really, you don’t like cats or dogs? How can that even be?” He was all amazement.
“Hmmm, just like you like cats and some like dogs, I like neither. Why is it so hard to believe?”
“How can you not?! I have four cats at home. I have always had cats. I don’t remember a time in my life when I had no cats.!”
She laughed. “O my God! You are an absolute cat person then, aren’t you? I hope not the crazy kind though if you know what I mean.”
“Doch! You bet I am.”
“What is it that you like so much about cats and please O please don’t start with them being so cutee, awww, bite me!”
“They are cute! Adorable indeed.”
“Yeah go on, I am all ears”, she said nonchalantly.
“They are the best buddies you can have. Warm, cuddly, smart, clever pets that even clean after themselves.”
“And that is the reason why there are an indispensable part of your life, is it? Four cats, dude you gotta get a life.” She smirked at him.
“I do. A happy one for that”, he scorned at her.
“I will never like cats.”
“I think that is it then.”
“What do you mean”, she asked.
“We are done. This is over!”